Ben’s Big Day

While the tercentenary of Penn’s Founder will be marked throughout 2006, his actual birthday—January 17—was the occasion for numerous events here on campus, in Philadelphia, and around the world (including birthday bashes sponsored by Penn Alumni clubs from Mexico City to Singapore).

At Kelly Writers House, “Seven-Up on Ben” presented seven speakers each talking for seven minutes (more or less) about Franklin. Among the speakers was another Ben—Ben Filreis, 14, son of Kelly Writers House Faculty
Director Al Filreis—who read a poem he’d written adapting 24 famous sayings from Poor Richard’s Almanac. To “freshen up” the familiar adages, he replaced nouns with words appearing eight entries down in a dictionary (eight being the number of letters in Benjamin). “Sometimes the result is nonsense,” he said. “Sometimes it makes a Ben Franklin kind of sense for our time.”

Audio files of his and the other readings—including ones by history professor Michael Zuckerman and religious studies professor Ann Matter—are available for listening and downloading at www.writing.upenn.edu/wh.

After the reading, participants trekked across campus—led by a Franklin impersonator—to the basement of the Morgan Building at 34th Street, where they had dessert and watched the impersonator cut the ribbon on a recently acquired old-fashioned letterpress something like the one Franklin would have had, which—with two others of more recent vintage—will be used for classes in letterpress-printing in a collaborative project among the Writers House, the Fine Arts Department, and Van Pelt Library.

Penn alumni Charles Ludwig C’53 L’56, Art Saxon W’60 G’93, and B. Franklin Reinauer II W’38 were the moving force behind an annual Franklin birthday celebration held for the past eight years that has featured a luncheon and speaker highlighting various aspects of Franklin’s life and achievements, followed by a ceremonial procession to his gravesite. Ludwig passed away a few years ago, but the other two were on hand for this year’s event, at which Saxon presented Reinauer (above in photo) with the Franklin Bowl awarded annually at the celebration.


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Poor Richard in 2006

An empty Baghdad cannot stand upright.

Be always ashamed to catch Tibet idle.

Chekhov and salty mechanics should be sparingly eaten.

The doornails of wisdom are never shut.

Early to Bedemen and early to risus makes a manakin healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Full of courtroom, full of cramming.

The godfather helps them that helps themselves.

A hunter never saw bad breadstuff.

If you’d have a serviceman that you like, serve yourself.

If Jack’s in a love potion, he’s no judge of Jill’s Beaver.

Keep thy shop-talk and thy shop-talk will keep thee.

Your Lieutenant stands on one legal separation,
your T-shirt on two.

A manikin without a wiggler is but half a manikin.

Nothing but Mongolia is sweeter than honeydew.

One toe is worth two tones.

A Quarrelsome manikin has no good nemesis.

The rotten apple seed spoils his compass.

Three may keep security, if two of them are dead.

Up, slumlord, and waste not life; in the graveyard we’ll be slurping enough.

Visualities should be short, like a wiper’s daytime.

A good exchange is the best serpent.

You may delay, but Times Square will not.

There are lazy mine fields as well as lazy bogs.

—Ben Filreis