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“It’s like having a dishwasher so you don’t have to wash your own dishes.”

Originally published on September 19, 2002

“The process effectively takes half the country and says, ‘You’re just spectators.’”

Originally published on September 5, 2002

“If they buy the team, I know that Mark DeRosa (W’97) and I will be guaranteed jobs.”

Originally published on May 9, 2002

“If Jesus Christ himself were the leader of the Palestinians over the past number of years, he could not have done much different, much more than Yasir Arafat.”

Originally published on April 25, 2002

“Certainly you’ll see a hiccup. There’s no question about that. But there’ll be a lot more innovation because of the hiccup.”

Originally published on April 11, 2002

“Nobody on ‘Friends’ ever says, ‘I’ll be right back, I have to go to church.’”

Originally published on March 28, 2002

“To put it bluntly, human cloning will turn out to be of interest only to the vain or the desperate, and companies know this.”

Originally published on March 7, 2002

“You have to come up with a whole whack of cash just to get into the business.”

Originally published on February 21, 2002

“I think they realize more than the adults that this is a clash of cultures, something we haven’t seen in a thousand years.”

Originally published on November 29, 2001

“Anything done to this picture could become a disaster.”

Originally published on May 31, 2001